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A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one!```* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Do not laugh alone try and put a little smile on someone

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